Jameson, Jose, Jake

liitle llama was reintroduced to the drinking game yesterday, and my oh my how ive missed it. little brother turned 21 drank some brewskis with us and then decided i wasnt cool enough to hang, ditched me and my margarita for some friends. i was sad for a brief moment and then the phone rang.
boy on the line, boy on my mind. had my first venture out into the park city night life. started at my new place of employment and moved on down the way from bistros to dives to dollar drafts.
one of the two boys in tow was a lil too much for some to handle, got a beer thrown at him, his head smashed into the wall, an ambulance called, a police officer involved and a partridge in a pear tree.
neeedless to say it wasnt the most boring night of my life. it worked out fine with some sweet kisses to the face and non awkward hand holding, which is hard to come by with a new one!
little butterflies are flurrying in my belly and kelly is looking for single black men that like single mothers. go figure
anywhoooooooo
new boy = fantastical stories to tell. all in the name of grace. han that is
hearts from my face to yours!

Linea

Dear Linea Villegas,
You think you're so cool, traveling around the world and such. A little globe trotter is what you are and I despise it. Thailand, I know a man there, I think his name is Richard, I assume that like most asian places, thailand is very populated so just look for a shorter white man, blondish thinning hair on the head, but NO hair elsewhere. He is a GEM! you will absolutly love him. If i had his email, I'd let him know you were coming, perhaps you could dine in together somewhere, I know they dont have susans there, but something like it maybe?
Anywhoooooo, hope you have a grand time, get more tan, more cultured, and in the end, just a little more ethnic. HEARTS!
llama

i ate too much, i look like a puppy that ate all the dog food, swollen belly. but tasha ate cheesy gordita crunch, so i guess im in good company

let it snow, god this blows, its friggin cold. oh ya, and vampires

Woke up to sunshine, took a shower, got out of the shower, BLIZZARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD. Had to drive down the mountain, scurred to death, hitting the breaks meant sliding side to side and screaming!
However it proved to be well worth it when i met up with mamallama and she took me shopping. NBD just a standard trip to nordstroms until we were about to get rung up and about 1000 teenagers started screaming their heads off at half the cast of New Moon that just happened to be signing autographs at nordstroms??? weird
anyhoo, it was hilarious, but it gets even better when we are exiting the store and the MAC chick offers to give my mom a "vampire" makeover.
SERIOUSLY?!!!! WTF. most moms would move on and chuckle like santa, possibly even get rosy cheeks like him.
not this mom, not katie.
she jumped at the chance to get white make up red lips and blood shot eyes.
i then had to continue and shop with her for the next 2 hours.
kinda forgot about it until we sat down to dinner and she slid across the booth from me at nordstrom cafe and i about died.
shes 57
nuff said
xoxo

UTAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

YELLO!

Since i Know how exciting the state of utah is to everyone i have named myself ambassador!
jealous? i knew it!
Ill keep you updated on all my wild and crazy shennanagins!
like shoveling snow, searching far and wide for a bottle of crown, the diiirrrrrty looks i get when i wear my plaid tights with nothing but ankle boots and a little shirt ( i dont see the big deal)
its a pretty wild and crazy state! ill keep you posted
kiss kiss spit spit